The Letter
Anya grinned as she slipped into the library and made her way to Giles's desk. It was nearly Christmas time and with even many of the vampires preparing to celebrate, it had been quite easy to break in. So, he would take away my powers and my immortality as a vengeance demon and turn me into a powerless human, would he? Well, there is more then one way to get revenge, and I've acquired one or two non-magical skills over the years, and one of them is lock picking. Maybe I can dig up some dirt to use against him. She quickly picked the locks on his desk with a long twisty wire and soon found what she sought, a letter that looked promising as it was marked CONFIDENTIAL. This would have been a lot harder a couple of centuries ago when letters were sealed with wax.
She grinned when she read it. It had been written quite a while ago but could still embarrass Giles a lot if it was leaked to a few well chosen people.
Dear Xander, I know that you will never read this, but it really helps me to get this off my chest. I have...thoughts for you that no teacher, nor Watcher for that matter, should have for any of his pupils, not even one as helpful and as...beautiful as you. There are times when you have helped the Slayer yet again, often risking your life in the process, when I want to thank you in a very...special way. I want to stare into your sweet brown eyes, run my fingers through your coal-black hair, lean in and kiss you softly on the lips like Cordelia does to you, and tell her how much I love you and how happy we could be together.
I would be much better as your boyfriend then she would, as your girlfriend-I wouldn't cheat on you behind your back, I bet she does that. I bet when she wanks she doesn't think of you making her come...and she does not cum whispering or even shouting your name. I stopped shouting your name; actually, after Buffy's slayer hearing heard me when she happened to be downstairs studying the lore of the Slayers one night. I just managed to pull my pants and trousers up and get behind a desk so she could not see my huge erection, and make up a story on the spot as to why I needed you. That was a close thing, that was.
Were I to be found out, I would face the sack at the very least, and a possible police investigation and deportation or even imprisonment, since you are underage. But what would hurt me most is being apart from you.
Yours lovingly, Rupert Giles.
Anya laughed quietly to herself as she turned on the library computer. She quickly typed up the letter and copied and pasted it before posting it to five e-mail addresses.
"Xander for a start-that ought to make him embarrassed. And his mother as well, also Cordelia, Buffy, and of course Principal Snyder. Welcome to the hell of embarrassment, Rupert. Revenge is sweet."