A Song And Dance About Nothing
"Oh, come on!" Dean protested. "It's a time-honoured tradition."
"A footballing tradition - if you can even call it that." Hermione countered. "Have you thought of the consequences? Quidditch hooliganism could spread through the whole wizarding world!"
"Well, honestly," Seamus put in, "a couple of choruses of 'Ere We Go isn't going to do a thing."
"That one's a bit boring though," Ron pointed out. "I like the other one
better, 'specially if we change the words a bit..." He raised his voice,
"You're going home in a body bind,
Slytherin, Slytherin!
We're sending you to the infirmary,
Slytherin, SLYTHERIN!"