Daydream?
Remus Lupin was having the most delectable dream. What was it about you ask? Let's just say it involved strawberries, whipped cream, and his dear friend Sirius. Sirius wasn't wearing very much at all and neither was he. Cliché, maybe, but Remus wasn't complaining. Actually he did have one complaint; he was awake and he didn't know why.
He felt the strangest tickling sensation moving up and down his face, not entirely unpleasant the sensation almost made him want to giggle like a little schoolgirl. And it left his skin with a warm tingly feeling almost as if a giant tongue was transpiercing up and down his skin. Oh! Remus just had an epiphany it must be his canine chum Padfoot giving him a good morning "kiss". Ooh now the tongue if that's what it was, was traveling towards that sensitive spot right by the mole behind his left ear. The actions of his canine friend were seductive, sensual, and dare he say it wanton and quite frankly it was leaving him all hot and bothered a fact that greatly disturbed him. He had come to terms with his not so platonic feelings for his friend but getting off over a dog was something different. You have hit a new low Remus Jay Lupin he mentally scolded himself. To calm himself down he began to lightly pet his furry friend. That's weird when did padfoot's fur get so fine and silky and when did he get so heavy. First thing tomorrow I'm telling James to put him on a diet, now where did he put that leash.
"Oh Moony, Moony" Sirius' unmistakable husky tenor filled the air. Unless I've gone insane that definitely wasn't a bark. Remus slowly opened up one eye became stunned to the point of no return, slowly opened up the other eye, closed them, and faster than lightning opened them again. No still there. Sirius, in all his glory, was sitting right there on his lap, staring at him. Thank Merlin I must still be dreaming, he thought, and closed his eyes again.
But was quickly awakened again by a deep heartfelt chuckle. "Oh Moony, you have no idea how funny you look right now," he heard.
"WHAT?!?, Sirius you're really here? But I thought…" he yelped while jumping up in a startled motion.
"Shh Moony, before you wake up the other boys."
"Why Paddy, why are you here?" he asked.
" Duh, Everybody knows I'm crazy about you and you looked so delicious laying there. I just needed to sample for myself." "Did you know that you taste like peanut butter covered bananas?"
Remus was speechless; to Sirius he looked like a fish with his mouth opening and closing again in a fluid motion. But then he was struck by inspiration and began to walk towards his curtain. But Sirius thinking he was leaving in disgust began to ramble in an almost incoherent jumble of words "Wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you upset. James said… I thought, well it doesn't matter what I thought. Please don't hate me, we can just forget this ever happened, please..."
Remus stopped him mid rant "Siri, Siri, Siri, you make me feel many things but believe me upset isn't one of them," he said as he was closing the curtain.
"You mean?" Sirius said while trying not sound to hopeful and pathetic.
"Yes. So tell me my dear Padfoot, how do you feel about whipped cream?"