Fuck Buddies
Yelena is fucking Channon because it's the only way to make her stop teasing her about Spider, and Channon is fucking Yelena because Yelena isn't about to abandon her body and turn into a technological cloud.
They're also fucking because it pisses Spider the hell off, and that's always fun.
"Haven't we seen this porno before?"
"Naw, it's a new one, it's just using the same actors as yesterdays'."
"These guys annoy me. Their dicks are way too big, even for a porno."
"Picky, picky. I'll make you pick out something decent to watch next time."
Yelena is fucking Channon because she makes her feel safe, and Channon is fucking Yelena because Yelena sees past the muscle and the blonde hair and the big boobs (sometimes).
They're also fucking because they have both come to the realization that the human male species in this day and age is spineless and dickless and worthless at the exact same moment.
"We have to pick up lizard testicles for him? Why are we working for this asshole again?"
"Money."
"... Motherfucking dicklicker. Why can't he pick up his own damn lizard testicles?"
"He's preoccupied with shooting expensive chemicals into his eyeballs and chucking frogs at the TV screen."
"Of course. Why'd I even ask?"
Yelena is fucking Channon because the city gets awfully damn cold at night, and Channon is fucking Yelena because she makes coffee for her every morning after.
They're also fucking because in actuality, all they really have is each other.
"He's getting worse, isn't he?"
"What, you mean, he wasn't always like this?"
"Yelena."
"...Yes."
"What are you going to do if he..."
"I'm going to hopefully spend the shitload of money he's going to leave to me, and if he doesn't I'm going to track him down in hell and kick his ass."
Yelena is fucking Channon because she's scared for Spider and because the Mountain scares the shit out of her, and Channon is fucking Yelena because somehow they've ended up together in this place that's miles away from any kind of civilization (Spider doesn't count).
They're also fucking because they might just be in love, although that's probably just the fresh air talking.