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Better The Devil You Know

So the newest thing was this skinny little Australian chick who was big in the UK, and Britney couldn't even get a decent dressing room at the MTV awards because Kaylee or whatever-her-name-was needed it for all her dancers and didn't she deserve a better dressing room than a one-hit-wonder's dancer?

Britney stomped over to the main dressing room, "Kylie" written in plain black marker on a sheet of paper taped onto the door, and knocked loudly, ready to give that little nothing a piece of her mind.

The door opened, she was pulled in, and Britney never complained again.

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