The Losers Fanfiction
- Lookout It's a cold night on the fire lookout.
- Cakes Named After People, and Other Unexpected Changes
After they got Max, no one expected Jensen and Cougar to open a cupcake shop.
- Excerpt from 'Life After, An Oral History' by Linwood Porteous Junior: Chapter Three — Jake Jensen
Why don’t you tell me about when Uncle Cougar came back?
- The Inevitable Purchase of Curtains
Where vintage Star Wars bedsheets just won't cut it anymore.
- The Jensen Family Secret
"So Grandma Josephine decided that, right then and there, that she had to tell my dad that Jacob Jensen wasn't his father..."
Jensen has a clever tongue. And not just for talking.
- Listen All Y'All This Is Sabotage
They're not the fashion police, they're just the height of mid-1980s' fashion.
- Morning Ritual — "Now, when the moon finally dipped below the horizon, Jensen would be there, a bottle of water and painkillers in his hands."
- Nerd Explosions
Where they have quite the explosive bromance.
- The Rabbit Test
"This is your rabbit test, bro. Either you're gonna have to take responsibility and man up to what you did, or you're gonna run away like a jackrabbit and never look back." Or how even a crack ex-Special Ops team occasionally has accidents.
- Second Edition, Not Third
Jolene is GM, Pooch is a Rules Fascist, and Jensen just wants to use his Cloak of Glindielle.
- Special Occasion
"Cougar doesn't go down on Jensen often. It's not that he doesn't want to — at least, he's told Jensen as much — but it's that it can be too much."
- The Wilds of Northern Africa
The desert is dry and she is hardened by it.
- Behind The Wheel
Lucille 'Pooch' Porteous has never felt so sure about anything like this — except behind the wheel.
Foreplay as a power trip.
Jake needs comfort.
- Dawn Chorus
Cougar wakes with the dawn.
The act of removing dead blossoms to make way for fresh growth.
Jensen finds that being a woman is incredibly distracting. And so does Cougar.
- Email Archive #300-08-B
Correspondence between siblings.
- Famous Threesomes in Space and Time
Only fangirls can properly rate Jensen and Cougar.
- For The Thrill
Like father, like son.
- Gauntlets of +1 Warming
"Everyone on the team was freaked out when Jensen started knitting."
- Getting In Character
Bike messengers shave legs, you know.
- Government Experiment #3023 — Fast-Acting Ecstasy
The doc told them it was a new vitamin combo.
- Grown-Up Time
When a husband and wife get some time to themselves.
- The First Lesson
Jensen gives Jolene lessons.
"When the whole world let us down / no red, white and blue"
- Just Like Han And Leia
If Jake found out that Jenn and Cougar were fucking, the freak-out would be of epic proportions.
- La Mujer Accidental
"He hadn't heard a thing about any sort of 'gender laser'..."
- The Losers Are Now DIAMONDS
“You're on a bed with the man your man could smell like.”
- The Man Who Never Shut Up
"Jensen never shuts up in public, so it stands to reason that, in bed, he's the noisy motherfucker on the planet."
- The Marrying Kind
Jamie Jensen and Mister Cougar forever.
- Nightclubbing Bright White Clubbing
Jensen in a club, Cougar watching.
- No Sir, I'm Wearing A Hat
Clay could really do without Jensen's choice in wardrobe.
Respecting the chain of command.
- Scurvy Pirate Love
A pirate and his wench.
- Sir Yes Sir
Clay has to teach that new kid a lesson.
- Six Secrets
Secrets the Losers don't want the other team members to find out.
- A Steak Dinner, A Few Beers
Clay might go for the volatile women, but he also goes for the mellow everyday men.
You're the fucking stealth ninja of jerking off.
- Surprisingly Competent
Jensen can handle babies.
- Team Jensen
"Prepare for trouble / Make it double"
- Two Women in a Winnebago in Houston
Jensen properly thanks Cougar, like all good girls should.
"So to be the best, you needed to be still, patient, quiet. And have a voyeuristic streak a mile wide."
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