The Losers Fanfiction

2016

Apologies for Our Belated Wedding Present "This is all about you two tonight — anything you want from us, it's all yours."

2015

Lookout It's a cold night on the fire lookout.

2014

From Baby Fat 'Til We're Skeletons Darling The long-lasting long-distance love story of Pooch and Jolene.

2013

Costuming It's amazing what a little high quality cosplay preparation can do to a man.
Five Items The Losers Saved, and One They Wished They Could Have If you're going to send a crack team to save America's treasures during the great zombie war, why not a crack team of Spec Ops losers? Crossover with World War Z.

2012

A Brief Conversation About Forgiveness Just the cold hard truth between them.
Intermediate Yoga Workout: Disc 3 Jolene and Jensen doing yoga should not be such a spectator sport.
Kill Game The New Jerusalem Hotel & Casino — where the pros play.
Remembrance of Lovers Past In the Form of Conversation "Okay, okay, so, yeah, me and Cougs. It was only, like, a few times, mostly in the jungle, when we knew we could pitch far enough away from the Colonel and Roque." Where Jolene hears about the adventures of Cougar and Pooch.
Precedent Naming the baby.

2011

Cakes Named After People, and Other Unexpected Changes After they got Max, no one expected Jensen and Cougar to open a cupcake shop.
Excerpt from 'Life After, An Oral History' by Linwood Porteous Junior: Chapter Three — Jake Jensen Why don’t you tell me about when Uncle Cougar came back?
The Inevitable Purchase of Curtains Where vintage Star Wars bedsheets just won't cut it anymore.
The Jensen Family Secret "So Grandma Josephine decided that, right then and there, that she had to tell my dad that Jacob Jensen wasn't his father..."
Lingual Jensen has a clever tongue. And not just for talking.
Listen All Y'All This Is Sabotage They're not the fashion police, they're just the height of mid-1980s' fashion.
Morning Ritual — "Now, when the moon finally dipped below the horizon, Jensen would be there, a bottle of water and painkillers in his hands."
Nerd Explosions Where they have quite the explosive bromance.
The Rabbit Test "This is your rabbit test, bro. Either you're gonna have to take responsibility and man up to what you did, or you're gonna run away like a jackrabbit and never look back." Or how even a crack ex-Special Ops team occasionally has accidents.
Second Edition, Not Third Jolene is GM, Pooch is a Rules Fascist, and Jensen just wants to use his Cloak of Glindielle.
Special Occasion "Cougar doesn't go down on Jensen often. It's not that he doesn't want to — at least, he's told Jensen as much — but it's that it can be too much."
The Wilds of Northern Africa The desert is dry and she is hardened by it.

2010

Behind The Wheel Lucille 'Pooch' Porteous has never felt so sure about anything like this — except behind the wheel.
C'mon Foreplay as a power trip.
Comfort Jake needs comfort.
Dawn Chorus Cougar wakes with the dawn.
Deadheading The act of removing dead blossoms to make way for fresh growth.
Distraction Jensen finds that being a woman is incredibly distracting. And so does Cougar.
Email Archive #300-08-B Correspondence between siblings.
Famous Threesomes in Space and Time Only fangirls can properly rate Jensen and Cougar.
For The Thrill Like father, like son.
Gauntlets of +1 Warming "Everyone on the team was freaked out when Jensen started knitting."
Getting In Character Bike messengers shave legs, you know.
Government Experiment #3023 — Fast-Acting Ecstasy The doc told them it was a new vitamin combo.
Grown-Up Time When a husband and wife get some time to themselves.
The First Lesson Jensen gives Jolene lessons.
Homefront "When the whole world let us down / no red, white and blue"
Just Like Han And Leia If Jake found out that Jenn and Cougar were fucking, the freak-out would be of epic proportions.
La Mujer Accidental "He hadn't heard a thing about any sort of 'gender laser'..."
The Losers Are Now DIAMONDS “You're on a bed with the man your man could smell like.”
The Man Who Never Shut Up "Jensen never shuts up in public, so it stands to reason that, in bed, he's the noisy motherfucker on the planet."
The Marrying Kind Jamie Jensen and Mister Cougar forever.
Nightclubbing Bright White Clubbing Jensen in a club, Cougar watching.
No Sir, I'm Wearing A Hat Clay could really do without Jensen's choice in wardrobe.
Rank Respecting the chain of command.
Scurvy Pirate Love A pirate and his wench.
Sir Yes Sir Clay has to teach that new kid a lesson.
Six Secrets Secrets the Losers don't want the other team members to find out.
A Steak Dinner, A Few Beers Clay might go for the volatile women, but he also goes for the mellow everyday men.
Stealthier You're the fucking stealth ninja of jerking off.
Surprisingly Competent Jensen can handle babies.
Team Jensen "Prepare for trouble / Make it double"
Two Women in a Winnebago in Houston Jensen properly thanks Cougar, like all good girls should.
Watch "So to be the best, you needed to be still, patient, quiet. And have a voyeuristic streak a mile wide."

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