Sex And Candy
by Amberina

Buffy was ready for what was sure to be a slay-intensive evening with Cordelia. and the gang. Cordelia wanted to help her slay, and who was Buffy to disagree? Plus, Cordy looked super-great when she was panicked, especially if there was running involved. The rest of the gang decided to come only because they had nothing else to do and Bronzing every night was getting old. Maybe it was odd that hunting vampires was what they did for fun instead of clubbing, but the Scoobies were always far from normal, whatever that was.

Buffy had on her usual slaying outfit - a peach halter top and tight black pants with a pair of platform heels. Some people called it impractical, but if she could slay and still look hot, why wouldn't she? It was only a testament to her skill that she could still kick major demon ass in heels.

When Cordy pulled up, Buffy was pleased to see that she was wearing a similarly hot outfit - her's a red tank top and a pair of black capri pants that were so tight on her, Buffy couldn't wait to see her when she was standing.

Cordelia offered her a candy-flavored kiss and Buffy grabbed the green apple Jolly Rancher off of her new girlfriend's tongue with her own and transfered the hard candy to her own mouth. "Hey!" Cordelia exclaimed, realizing that her snack was gone. "That was mine!"

Buffy shrugged. "You know what a sucker I am for candy."


The six of them stalked through the park in their own pairs, Buffy and Cordelia stayed by each other's sides, while Willow and Anya were now publicly attached at the hip, and Xander and Oz seemed awfully coupley lately, but who was Buffy to judge? They made a cute couple, anyway.

"You see anything?" Buffy asked Cordy. Her Slayer senses were tingling and she was sure there was evil a-lurkin', but she didn't see anything herself.

Cordelia glanced behind them and her mouth fell open.

"What?" Buffy asked, turning around to see whatever Cordelia was gaping at. And then she saw it. And it was the most horrifying sight she had ever seen in her life. She saw Giles and Angel making out on a bench. We're not talking soft, sweet making out. Oh, no, we're talking full-blown ass-grabbage, kissing with all the trimmings, and all the trimming means all the trimmings. "Oh my eww."

"And why would the come to the park to kiss?" Cordelia asked. "Giles has an apartment and Angel has a big, ol' honkin' mansion."

"Maybe it was a cheap stunt on the part of the writer who isn't sure how to make this story as good as the first two," Buffy said simply.

Cordelia blinked. "What?"

Buffy shook her head. "Nothing . . . but a vampire behind you! Cordy, move!"

But Cordelia didn't move in time, and a vamp, and ugly one that smelled suffeciently icky, grabbed her by the neck. "Oh, God, Buffy help!"

Buffy kicked the vamp in the head, just missing Cordelia's, and it fell back. "Bitch!" it cursed.

Cordelia scurried away from where Buffy was fighting the vamp, and also a testament to Buffy's skill, she was able to watch Cordelia's chest as she ran, while simultaniously making a shish kabab with the vampire's heart.

"No one messes with my girl," Buffy said as the vampire exploded into a cloud of dust, which totally landed on her black pants. "Oh! How do you get vampire out? These are new!"

Cordelia sauntered over, swaying her hips, and Buffy could have sworn she heard Etta James singing "At Last" in the background. "Am I your girl, Buffy?" Her voice was sultry, and it seemed to be directed directly at Buffy's core.

"Yes," Buffy said, drawing out the word as her eyes feasted on the visual buffet that was Cordelia Chase.

Cordelia pulled the stake out of Buffy's hand and tossed it to the ground. "Patrol's over."

Buffy nodded.


At Cordelia's house, Buffy sat on Cordelia's bed, which was soft and had about twenty pillows piled on it. Cordelia pulled a box out of her closet and Buffy squinted to make out what was in it.

Cordelia plopped the box down in front of Buffy. "So what do you want to do?"

Buffy pulled something out of the box, her eyes wide. "What is that?"

Cordelia shrugged. "You just strap it on - "

Buffy threw it back into the box. "Oh, that's okay. I'm kind of hungry, though," she said, changing the subject. Her stomach rumbled and Cordelia studied her.

"Okay, I totally heard that, and it was way gross."

Buffy looked at her sheepishly.

"Luckily, I have something to help that, too." Out came whip cream, chocolate syrup, and (to Buffy's delight) green apple Jolly Ranchers.

"Ooh, this could be fun," Buffy giggled.

Cordelia slipped off her tank top, and her matching bra, and Buffy almost passed out at the utter beauty that was a bare-breasted Cordy. Cordelia proceeded to spread the chocolate syrup on her breasts, and then layered the the whip cream on, finishing with the hard candies placed directly over her nipples.

"You said you were a sucker for candy," Cordelia said with a smile, "so show me."

Buffy dove in, coming up only to keep from smoothering in whip cream and Cordy breastage.

Cordelia moaned softly, stretching out on the red comforter. After her chest was licked clean by Buffy's eager tongue, she sat up and began to undress Buffy, but Buffy shook her head. "Can I just see something first?"

Cordelia nodded, and Buffy cupped her naked breast and rubbed the hard nipple between her finger and thumb, and Cordelia let out a slight squeal. "Okay, I just wanted to see what you would sound like if I did that," Buffy said simply. So now two of her questions were answered, but there was still one more: "I wonder what she smells like when she's horny?"

Buffy ripped down Cordelia's capri pants, and the red lace underwear she encountered after that, leaving Cordelia exposed. Buffy took a deep breath and sniffed.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Cordelia asked, not knowing if she should be offended.

"I wanted to see if you smelled like candy," Buffy explained.

"And do I?"

"No," Buffy said, slightly pouting. But there was a new question now: "I wonder what she tastes like?"