Secret Slasha – The Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel Slash Fanfiction Secret Santa Project
Secret Slasha – The Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel Slash Fanfiction Secret Santa Project

Out With The Doggy
By Thomas
For glossolalia

"Buffy, I am NOT going out slaying with a werewolf! It's enough of a danger out there as it is with the vamps after my blood, and you want me to go out with a wolf as well!"

He pointed to Oz in wolf-form who wagged his tail happily and sat down as if he was just a big furry dog.

Buffy placed her hands on her hips and scowled. "Xander, I and Faith are Slayers, Willow and Tara are witches, Giles is a wizard and Anya still knows a lot of demonic magic. Dawn is too young to slay. So that makes you the only one of the Scoobies without magical powers or Slayer strength. You don' t have to slay, you know, you could always stay behind at home and babysit Dawn. Anyway, it's Oz, he knows us, we know him. He woulden't eat us."

Xander shrugged. "OK, I'll go out with the doggy."

Oz growled and bared his teeth and Xander.

"Hey, lighten up Oz, I was only joking around."


Xander walked through the graveyard humming the Ghostbuster theme tune to himself. The Council of Watchers made sure that the Scoobies had keys to all of Sunnydale's graveyards.Oz padded along beside him in the silver light of the full moon. Xander heard a scraping sound from a grave, spun around and saw a vampire emerging from it's grave. He shot it with the crossbow that he held and it exploded into dust.

"That was my best friend, you barstard!"

Four vampires launched themselves at them, Oz took on two, whilst Xander was faced with the others. He turned and fled, reloading his crossbow as he did, turning around to shoot another vamp at point blank range. Which left the fourth, who showed his game face and pulled out a knife. Xander pulled a sword out from under his coat and did battle, pulling out a stake, forcing the sword up and staking the vamp.

There was no sound.

"Oz? Are you there?"

He felt himself knocked to the ground by the wolf and it's jaws ripped his trousers and pants but didn't graze his skin. "Oz-stop it! Down.I'm Xander, not a vamp!"

It was then that Oz leapt upon Xander and began humping him as if he was a female wolf, forcing his penis up and down, up and down, inside Xander's bottom, which soon felt as if it was being rubbed on the inside with sandpaper. Xander screamed and groped for his sword but could not reach it.

"Oz.please, stop, I'm human and I'm not gay. No.please.Arrrrgggghhhhh!"

Oz ejaculated his warm semen into Xander and fled leaving Xander alone crying and clutching his bottom.

When Xander got home he saw Oz in human form and leapt upon him, only to be grabbed by Buffy.

"Xander, what's got into you? He's a fellow Scooby. We have enough enemies as it is without fighting each other."

"He.." Xander blushed scarlet and broke down in tears. "He raped me. He jumped on me and.I can prove it."

"I saw what happened," said Oz. "He was raped but by a vampire.I'd rather not go into the details. I killed the vamp, I jumped it from behind. You guys saved my life when a werewolf hunter came after me, do you really think I would rape one of you? Besides, I have Willow as my girlfriend, I'm het." Oz gazed into Willow's eyes with a look of love and Xander stormed out of the room.